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Flea
10-21-2007, 11:53 AM
You Sleep all the time,
Its 11.50 am and your all in bed,
thats just lazy.
:p
v0lum3
10-21-2007, 04:23 PM
Ummm... I'm a Marine... we have to be at work at 7:30 on regular days... PT days is an hour earlier...
Spartan
10-21-2007, 04:28 PM
You Sleep all the time,
Its 11.50 am and your all in bed,
thats just lazy.
:p

Just so you know I was up at 10:30 today! 1:30 pm yesterday though. :p
Flea
10-21-2007, 04:32 PM
What makes it worse that 1.30pm -6 hours
so you actually got up at 7.30pm gmt

Wow your really lazy john.
:p
Spartan
10-21-2007, 04:47 PM
What makes it worse that 1.30pm -6 hours
so you actually got up at 7.30pm gmt

Wow your really lazy john.
:p

I can't do much else with my day. lol. I'm in so much pain that its easier to sleep alot. Plus the vicodin makes me tired. :D
Turbo VDuB 44
10-21-2007, 05:45 PM
Spartan has a reason to be tired all the time, most of us are just lazy haha I usually go to sleep around 2am and wake up at 9am. decent...
EuPHoriC PoisoN
10-21-2007, 06:41 PM
We Americans may sleep too much, but at least we drive on the proper side of the street! //teh zing\\
Azeron
10-22-2007, 12:11 AM
Shame you have to stop for gas every two kilometres, oh wait what are they called... miles? I can never remember those archaic measurements of yours. :P
EuPHoriC PoisoN
10-22-2007, 12:51 AM
Pish posh! My car is older than dirt and it still gets at least 25 miles to the gallon. Which, I'm sure, you'll have another smartass comment for. Lol. Miles are archaic....we don't use "proper gallons" etc, etc, etc. :rolleyes:
Darth Odan
10-22-2007, 12:55 AM
Oh well. We don't use the SI....You guys use it! HA! We made OUR OWN measuring system, not adopting a French version :D
Exane22
10-22-2007, 01:08 AM
Im going to start a thread and title it "why the uk suks", then i will post simpley "flea, nugh said"
v0lum3
10-22-2007, 02:26 AM
lol, wait till I post up a pic of my truck tomorrow... I get 14 to the gallon :) I love trucks, screw the environment :)
Lizzy.
10-22-2007, 06:24 AM
why americans suck: illiteracy & the fact that hardly any of us can speak anything other than english.
Commander Caulk
10-22-2007, 07:53 AM
why americans suck: illiteracy & the fact that hardly any of us can speak anything other than english.

And the fact that more than half of us, when visiting other countries, expect the natives to speak our language. And then we criticize them for not doing so.

On weekends, I sleep like 13 hours a night. Go to bed at 1am sleep until 4pm the next day.:D
v0lum3
10-22-2007, 01:46 PM
... I hate to break it to you, but there are stupid people everywhere in the world.

But I hate American drivers... they're garbage.:D
Exane22
10-22-2007, 01:53 PM
... I hate to break it to you, but there are stupid people everywhere in the world.

But I hate American drivers... they're garbage.:D

Lawl at that. I just want to run over them in MY truck (even though its not that big) Its really awesome when your running late to work and your driving down a 2 lane highway with people in both lanes driving the same slow ass speed :mad:
v0lum3
10-22-2007, 02:15 PM
Lawl at that. I just want to run over them in MY truck (even though its not that big) Its really awesome when your running late to work and your driving down a 2 lane highway with people in both lanes driving the same slow ass speed :mad:

lol, because they're too lazy to transfer back into the left hand lane when they need to turn... so they just stay there for 10 miles... in the FAST LANE... driving SLOW AS HELL. What is it with people thinking that driving the speed limit allows them to get in the fast lane?

But my truck's damn loud so when I finally get around people, they know I'm pissed :)
Exane22
10-22-2007, 02:29 PM
Mines not loud but its fast, so when they get over i slow down next to them for a split second and then i just take off and leave em behind. Speed limit on the highway i take to work is 55 and everyone drives it. It drives me nucking futs, sometimes i just want to drive over the top of there car.
v0lum3
10-22-2007, 02:40 PM
lol, I'm a Marine and a lot of my buddies from boot camp wound up being MP's (military police for those who don't know) well the funny thing is that even MP's who are supposed to be retardedly strict have a 10 mile over policy, if you're not at least 10 over they can't write you a ticket... so I NEVER drive less than five over... but everybody else does... Hell on base I'm lucky if they drive the speed limit. What I think is hilarious though is when I speed right by an MP and wave at them... while there's a pile up of 10 or 15 cars behind him scared to drive faster than him.

I've had about 10 different higher ranking officers attempt to write me a ticket... and the MP's laugh at them and say I wasn't speeding :) Noobs.
EuPHoriC PoisoN
10-22-2007, 04:16 PM
....nucking futs....

Lolz...you said nuckin futs! I think the rest of the world thinks we suck because of our strange ability to coin new phrases. These bits of literary ingenuity make no sense on their own. But when used in context with other slang, they can be quite entertaining. The rest of teh world needs a better sense of humor....lolz.
Flea
10-22-2007, 05:03 PM
I like how i made this as a joke post,
and its turned into a why americans are stupid thread.
:p

But the best thing is its americans calling americans.
lol
v0lum3
10-22-2007, 05:12 PM
I like how i made this as a joke post,
and its turned into a why americans are stupid thread.
:p

But the best thing is its americans calling americans.
lol

Well, I mean, we SHOULD know better why we're stupid :) We have to live with the stupidity every day... you guys only have to put up with it when we come visit :)
Exane22
10-22-2007, 05:32 PM
Well, I mean, we SHOULD know better why we're stupid :) We have to live with the stupidity every day... you guys only have to put up with it when we come visit :)

PWNED, get raped flea. Im the first to say im stupid, but i still have more common sense then most do around me. Its really scary actually to see how dumb some of the people i know, and you all that know me personally, i guess you would say, know that im not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, more like just a tool :p
EuPHoriC PoisoN
10-22-2007, 07:31 PM
im not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, more like just a tool :p

way to pwn yourself! lolz :D
angry
10-23-2007, 01:41 PM
You Sleep all the time,
Its 11.50 am and your all in bed,
thats just lazy.
:p


Dammit Flea i have to agree with you AGAIN buddy.....
Curtis
10-24-2007, 09:25 PM
The truth about why Americans suck..

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