The Official Win Some Of Flea`s HP Competition

[Flea]

Want 50 of my hero points?

Say something about flea,
The best and funniest entry gets them,
feel free to have a go at me if needed,
just make it good and funny.

Competition ends in about 24 hours or so.

[Rocket]

Flea Rocks because...wait, Flea doesn't rock...cheeky pikey

[Exane22]

Flea pwns noobs.......and by pwns i mean has sex with, and by noobs i mean your dad.......... :D

[Flea]

Flea pwns noobs.......and by pwns i mean has sex with, and by noobs i mean your dad.......... :D

?
1 im not gay,
2 your dad? why is he gay or something?
3 Exanes dads gay lol

[Rocket]

Get PWWWWWWWWWWWWWNED EXANE...That right thers, is why flea is awesome...hahahahaha

[sirt0kesal0t420]

flea isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like flea :eek:

[Exane22]

ya hes awesome, he can edit my post :p

[Azeron]

It's the accent.

[Rocket]

ya hes awesome, he can edit my post :p

It doesn't say he edited your post...

[hpenaranda]

A protein responsible for fleas' astonishing jumping power could be harnessed to repair damaged arteries.

"If we could take something good out of the elasticity of the flea that benefits humans, that would be most impressive."

Professor Roger Greenhalgh

THIS IS WHY!!!

[Exane22]

it also doesnt say that i edited it back now does it. I love how you guys let me post what i want :p

[Spartan]

Flea rocks cause you can always count on him to help you get your Rezzin achievement! :D

[Azeron]

flea isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like flea :eek:
So is that why he doesn't have pants? :p

[Josef]

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Flea. :p

Flea rocks because he can blow up balloons while inhaling.

Flea once punched a man in the soul.

Flea is funnier than a crap on a wedding cake.

If God had a name it would be Flea!

(Factorizer FTW!)

[Veritas347]

http://factorizer.co.uk/Flea,0,ffffff,000000,0.png
only reason needed :p changes every refresh FTW!

[Danny Dibo]

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Flea. :p

Flea rocks because he can blow up balloons while inhaling.

Flea once punched a man in the soul.


(Factorizer FTW!)



Pfft,

Chuck Norris could do all that stuff, too.
But ill tell you what he can't do...

...He can't harm a flea.

[Flea]

Come on people where are the funny cheap shots at me,
like these ones...........

Flea reminds me of the ocean,
he makes me sick.

Flea is so old when he was a kid rainbows were in black and white.

Calling flea an idiot is an insult to stupid people.

Flea proves what is meant by dark and handsome.
When its dark, hes handsome.

[Josef]

Ok, how about...

Flea reminds me of the Ocean,
He makes me sick!

Or prehaps...

Flea is so old when he was a kid rainbows were in black and white.

Or maybe...

Calling flea an idiot is an insult to stupid people.

What about...

Flea proves what is meant by dark and handsome.
When its dark, hes handsome.
:p

[angry]

Well what can i say about my Buddy Flea:

He never agrees with anybody :p

He always makes a funny remark @ any member joining the site :)

He loves being a Trol in Shadowrun and always asks for money in the game :rolleyes:

And i have left the best for last FLEA HAS A MOUSTACHE ROFL :eek:

[Cold Rival]

Hey Flea... Is that your face or did you neck throw up?

[D3AD ROMANC3]

i like Flea cas everytime he masturbates, god kills a rabbit :) soon there wont be any rabbits left

[JJ UK]

Flea gives me HP because I'm British

[Predator]

Oh Flea what can I say about you. Maybe something about you calling me a homo or how I make fun of you for paying prostitutes with squids? Or how I always say turdet in Call of Duty 4? All I can say is Flea's Awesome. :cool:

[Burner110]

Flea's so gay he makes the village people look like a bunch of Iraqi governors. lol

[Anti Hero]

Flea makes everyone else look like baby jenkem..

[im a manatee]

Flea once counted to infinity, twice.

[Anti Hero]

Flea once counted to infinity, twice.


No, Chuck Norris did that..

Flea counted to infinity..infinty times!

[im a manatee]

No, Chuck Norris did that..

Flea counted to infinity..infinty times!

In that case, I wear Fleam pajamas.

[Anti Hero]

haha..check this out!

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h185/skateborder574/untitled.jpg

50 hp?

[D0cman88]

How about this? Flea give me the ducking points because I actually let you talk to me and I keep you on my friends list. Why, you ask? Because I feel sorry for you. Your British, 30, read comics, and British.

It's about time I got repaid for my sacrifice of having to listen to you go on about your foot, arm, asthma, your cartoons with your kid, you saying things like 'I can't be arsed...

Anyway, I deserve it.

[codedigital]

I can't be arsed to.

[deathbypig37x]

Flea has no taste. His mother dresses him, and smells of body odor.

Flea is what Willis was talking about.

Flea takes it up the butt.

Flea is an Omega God fit for worship.

Flea mates with sheep.

Flea is way better than me, and always will be forever.

Flea is a Brit. 'Nuff said.

Flea is a slice of hevean cake. Cake > Pie

Flea is a homoZexual.

Flea gets a smilie cookie. :)

Flea is ugly. He is fat. He is stupid. He is a poopyface who has no friends.

Flea makes Sigs and is very good at it.

Flea is a human pooper scooper.

Flea is my homeboy.

FLEA let the dogs out.

Flea. There can be only one.

Flea CAN be arsed to.

I <3 Flea. He <3 me. You get no <3. Bitch

That's all I can think of right now. I'll come up with more later, even after the "contest" is over. But they will be all insults. Lol :D

[blum3]

our flea > red hot chilli peppers' flea

[XXXJUICEDXXX]

Hand over the points or I will open a can of whoop ass on you .

MY CAN OF WHOOP ASS ........ http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee140/XXXJUICEDXXX/2d92_1.jpg

[Flea]

Competition extended as you all suck in an equal measure.

[Anti Hero]

Flea just pwned us all :(

[Khaos x3h]

When Flea has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Flea lost his virginity before his dad did.

Flea once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Flea roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

If you want a list of Flea's enemies, just check the extinct species list.

[dan!PLC]

Did anybody see that Flea's* 4.2 million house burned down??.. Pwned :o


*of red hot chilli peppers fame

[Veritas347]

Flea owns the cloned glow in the dark kitties...so he can kick them in the dark

[Clipse]

Competition extended as you all suck in an equal measure.

The real reason Flea had to extend this contest is because he's old and forgot about it. Being that he'll continually get older and thus more forgetful this will be a never ending contest and you can expect to receive your award from Flea's estate... also expect a large amount to loan sharks who have been funding Flea's pron addiction and hold the marker for his Hero Points.

[Brighton X]

Yo momma's sooooooo desperate, she once went out with Flea.

[Flea]

And the winner of 50 of my Hero Points is...................


Clipse


The real reason Flea had to extend this contest is because he's old and forgot about it. Being that he'll continually get older and thus more forgetful this will be a never ending contest and you can expect to receive your award from Flea's estate... also expect a large amount to loan sharks who have been funding Flea's pron addiction and hold the marker for his Hero Points.

And since im in a good mood a runner up prize of 20 Hero Points goes to............

Veritas

Flea owns the cloned glow in the dark kitties...so he can kick them in the dark


Ill add your points after.

[Clipse]

Great, now I have to deal with Flea's pron addiction and loan sharks. :p

Thanks buddy.

[Veritas347]

sweet i own! haha those glow in the dark kitties are so weird

[Brighton X]

those glow in the dark kitties are so weird
Well duh! They're Flea's, what do you expect? :p