You Pick The Caption Competition [Archive]

Flea

01-10-2008, 06:42 PM

Well after getting sent this image for the beijing 2008 games by sega,i just had to do something with it.

So we are gonna have a little caption contest for 20 Hero Points.

So post your caption here,the best one wins.
:)

The captions will be voted on by the staff.

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee175/consoleheroes/Screenshots%20A-D/Captioncomp.jpg

Rocket

01-10-2008, 06:44 PM

"I can't see it"

or

"I thought there were chicks at this party....oh well, banana hammocks all around!!!"

justcallmeChill

01-10-2008, 07:25 PM

Dude, I think its just a Baby Ruth, so we're good to keep swimming.

hpenaranda

01-10-2008, 07:28 PM

X3H Victim.

Flea

01-10-2008, 07:31 PM

Heres Clipses entry
"some of our olympic heroes won't make it back..."

blum3

01-10-2008, 07:36 PM

Superman that hoe.

Turbo VDuB 44

01-10-2008, 07:58 PM

Superman that hoe.

hahahaha nice.

Person 1 - Should I poke him to see if he's dead?
Person 2 - No, let him float for a little while longer. Maybe he's holding his breath...for 35 minutes.

antilucid

01-10-2008, 08:14 PM

"Soon after this race, the Olympic's began testing swimmers for a new drug that causes gas due to one swimmer using a new Fart Propulsion system to win by a landslide"

JJ UK

01-10-2008, 08:31 PM

the decision to make swimming a full contact sport may be a short lived one.

Punish3r

01-10-2008, 08:45 PM

"It quickly became apparent that throwing little Timmy in the pool head first was a terrible idea."

iJohn

01-10-2008, 08:57 PM

Drowning yourself, and getting high, is way better than doing jenkem...or is it:p

NATERZ

01-10-2008, 09:50 PM

"Just keep swimming!" But those Nemo people might have a problem with that so....

"Just one more lap and I will get first place on the server"

Azeron

01-10-2008, 09:50 PM

the decision to make swimming a full contact sport may be a short lived one.
:lol_crash:

"Wait, did I forget to take off my pants?"

dan!PLC

01-10-2008, 10:34 PM

"Does My Bum Look Big In This?"

Anti Hero

01-10-2008, 10:47 PM

"Hurry up and make a caption! I've been laying in here since 1:00!"

Heres another..

"News Anchor- Well the story is, Codedigital was "trying" to get high of some baby jenkem, but his plan to get high didn't go so well. He apparently inhaled too much, passed out and fell into the pool."

v0lum3

01-10-2008, 10:54 PM

GTA V... they're going back to classic gameplay... now we can't swim in high def... WTD?

RoAFie

01-10-2008, 10:56 PM

"OMG I think I see a Baby Ruth"

code34

01-11-2008, 12:26 AM

"This year's gold medalist in the dead man's float is..."

Mavren

01-11-2008, 04:32 PM

--------------------------------------------------------
Scratch and Sniff Stciker + Water = Floating Corpse.
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If I hold my beath for 5 minutes I get an achievement, right ?
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Don't steal my ideas :)

Razor

01-11-2008, 06:32 PM

1.Diving in the shalow end head first is not a good idea.

2.Kid: Mommy what it dad doing?
Mom: I don't know timmy... OMG!! Danny!! NOOOOO!!!

im a manatee

01-11-2008, 08:27 PM

Tis treasure!

Phenom

01-11-2008, 09:03 PM

"Even though he is just a dead corpse, he overcomes his disability to be a great olympic competititor and he currently holds the record for Most Time Spent Underwater ."

hulkingbubba65

01-11-2008, 09:46 PM

"So little Timmy never did find the treasure of achievement points down there...."

Tdchewy

01-12-2008, 04:34 AM

Can somebody help me find my contact lens?

or

Look Mom, no breath!

or

This is your brain on retarded Olympics based video games.

or

This Olympic swimmer is...Dead..On... Arrival

v0lum3

01-12-2008, 04:36 AM

This Olympic swimmer is...Dead..On... Arrival

lmao! Anyone who's played Expert Drum Career has a special place in their heart for this one :) lulz!

Turbo VDuB 44

01-12-2008, 05:02 AM

lmao! Anyone who's played Expert Drum Career has a special place in their heart for this one :) lulz!

Fall Out Boy FTL:mad:

-"Rocket dropped his kids off at the pool, but hung around too long".

-"The last member of the BERNMAT's couldn't bear seeing a site run by The Red Team"

Burner110

01-12-2008, 06:16 AM

"OWNED!!"

lol

Flea

01-12-2008, 11:35 AM

This is the last day for caption submissions, so make sure you get them in before i close it for voting.
:)

Brighton X

01-12-2008, 03:12 PM

"We soon realised that it wasn't a good idea to substitute Chlorine with Rat Poison."

v0lum3

01-12-2008, 03:52 PM

-"The last member of the BERNMAT's couldn't bear seeing a site run by The Red Team"

lulz, best quote yet :)

Tdchewy

01-12-2008, 04:36 PM

After growing tired of blowing bubbles with his farts, He decided to try it with his mouth.

or

No matter how many times it was explained to him, Steve just could not grasp the concept of the back stroke.

or

Bob wasn't the only thing floating the pool that day

or

Hey, we warned you there was no lifeguard on duty

AJMac

01-13-2008, 11:25 AM

Deleted my original post and this is my new one:

"The over 80s sweeming club wasn't a very big sucess."

Flea

01-13-2008, 12:23 PM

Post now closed for voting,
the winner will be announced in the next few days.
:)

Flea

01-15-2008, 10:50 PM

And the winner is Han Solo`s partner in crime,
Console heros own wookie...........

TdChewy

Bob wasn't the only thing floating the pool that day

Congratulations to him for his winning caption.
:D

We thought it was best to let the wookie win.
:lol_crash:

Brighton X

01-15-2008, 11:03 PM

Congrats chewy.

codedigital

01-15-2008, 11:12 PM

Good job band mate. I loved that caption.

Turbo VDuB 44

01-15-2008, 11:12 PM

Congrats man! Great caption!

v0lum3

01-15-2008, 11:29 PM

We thought it was best to let the wookie win.

I've heard they'll tear your arms off if they lose :)

Congrats, Chewy... What did you win?

Tdchewy

01-15-2008, 11:30 PM

Wow! I didn't expect to win..It was an honor just to be nominated..Well I'd like to thank myself for being clever and witty. I'd like to thank Burger King for making delicious Whoppers and I'd like to thank each and every one of you for helping me get this far..Oh no, I promised myself I wouldn't cry...Anyways, Thanks Alot..It was a really fun contest.

Edit: I won 20HP..woohoo!!

RoAFie

01-15-2008, 11:33 PM

woot woot what a wookie!

v0lum3

01-15-2008, 11:36 PM

RoAFie

01-15-2008, 11:43 PM

Ah man I still can only take down a damn goomba with my HP. (or a Koopa if I have a mushroom)

*RoAFie uses hammer on goomba*

*Goomba headbutts*

*RoAFie dodges*

*RoAFie uses needler on goomba's face*

RoAFie gains 1exp... ... ... :censored:

XD

Red team owns lol.